Extreme Insurance Jokes and Pictures
Don't put your car on top of your house.
Try not to do this.
Watch out for surprises.
Cars have a longing for the sea, so watch out.
The hotel service was nice but strict,
This house should be insured against sharp objects.
If you need to have a water accident, please do it in a careful way..
A minor mishap by the pool
Door for unwanted guests.
This can never fail.
The joy of winning.
Interesting insurance claim.
Slightly damaged car for sale, still in daily use.
Guess it could have been worse.
Alternative insurance.
Smoking can have bad effects.
Be aware that few insurance companies will cover you when timetraveling back to the 80s and cloning yourself and then marrying and stuff like that.
Advice on how to avoid accidents.
Check your fire extinguisher often, and make your family smile.
Water accidents can be very upsetting.
Sometimes you just get caught in trouble.
Things you don't want to wake up and hear during an operation.
Read warning signs carefully.
Try to avoid this.
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"Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire." - Homer Simpson |
Guaranteed at your own risk.
Please think of the animals.
What to do if there is an earthquake.
Avoid angry elephants.
Don't overload your vehicle.
High flying cars will get caught.
Attack of the alien ball.
The wrong way to drive onto a ferry.
Beware of dangerous danger signs.
Elevators may be shot down.
Sleeping and being stuck at the wheel is a dangerous combination.
